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Maybe it’s Witchcraft, maybe it’s Maybelline

  Maybe it’s Witchcraft, maybe it’s Maybelline Women’s Day- 9 August 2016 Wow, can you believe it? Women have totally skyrocketed since the 1930s! We've swapped aprons for briefcases, and shopping trolleys for performance cars, while jointly raising enlightened  new generations, notwithstanding some of the same old  struggles, and a few wrestling matches with our oppressors. Not all is lost... Women now proudly hold a whopping 8% of Fortune 500 CEO roles! Talk about shattering glass ceilings! Strap on those helmets and keep aiming high, ladies! Despite the constant concussions we suffer from hitting our heads on the Glass Ceiling, more and more enlightened women are rising above the shards of oppression. We know  NOW  that our butt’s are perfect, our smile lights up the room and we have an insanely cool mind! We are way more than enough! In fact, if we ever let our heads down, it will only be to admire our Louboutins or Jimmy Choo's! When I do look back in the r...